I entered our office bathroom earlier today and found our CEO at one of the urinals, well, urinating. In a bold move, I chose the urinal next to him (of the two available) and to my surprise, he greeted my arrival with, "Hey, J.B." I responded with, "Hey, Tim."
We then continued urinating in silence for the next few moments. I briefly considered attempting to engage him in small talk mid-urination, but quickly decided against it as our relationship is just not at that level.
After he was done, he zipped up his pants and left. I believe that he washed his hands.
2 comments:
Yeah, good call. It's just weird talking to someone when it's in your hand.
AC
Studies show that the average CEO is unable to engage in conversation while urinating.
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